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Joural Entry #3 (child)

Dear Journal,
Today was a typical day. Got up and brushed my teeth, changed my clothes, ate a little. This took the usual, and given, hour and forty five minutes. I then went to school on the bus, while my parents went to work.
Today at school, we learned to perfect our handwriting, read a bit better, did a little math, and then went to eat lunch. For lunch I chose to eat chicken with ripe tomato sauce. After lunch was over, we were taught about what great knowledge does to you. We learned that it was good and made you feel as if your life was more pure and full. I believe in this. I don’t think that knowledge could ever turn anything bad, just like everyone else on Jabawp Island.
After school today, I of course went to the City Hall to get the normal lecture done. I always come out feeling as if I am free and that I should follow the rules and always obey. I think everyone feels this way too because no harm or sin is ever done.
After this, I went home and watched educational television for two hours and fifteen minutes, for this we are told to do. I then got ready for bed and used my fifteen minute writing time to write this. I know tomorrow will bring great joy, for it always does.
Sincerely,
Tabatha

Journal Entry #2 (citizen)

Dear Journal,

I don't believe that life could be any better here at Jabawap Island. Everyday is simple, but everyday is full of joy. There hasn't been a single time I have wanted to move or anyone else has wanted to move.

Today was wonderful. I started off my day at six thirty and got ready by eight fifteen, just like usual. Today was Sunday, so instead of going to work, or having the usual order of events, I just went to worship from eight fifteen until four fifteen. I then went to the meeting, which we have everyday, that is in the City Hall that "clears us of all troubles that could occur." This seems to always work, it works so well that I am never even hungry after it. This is good because it gives me, and everyone else, the full two hours and fifteen minutes to watch some educational television like the Queens and King tell us to.

Then for the next forty five minutes, I took a shower and headed to bed. I then used my fifteen minutes of writing to write this paper, and now I am heading to bed, goodnight.

Sincerely,

Tommy

Invitation

Dear Joyce,
Your Invited to come live in Jabawp Island(:
I understand that you are happy with the city that you live in, BUT my utopia would be a much better living experience. You wouldn't have to make any big decisions on your own. You wouldn't have to worry about being judged because everyone is the same. You would have shorter working hours,you would already know whats planned in your day, you would have a special time to worship God, your life would be very organized. You would have no worries, or problems. My utopia is very organized,clean and friendly. You will have a very nice life living here.
I hope that you will accept this invitation.
Sincerly,

Queen Alishia

Journal Entry #1 (royality)

Dear Journal,

Today I woke up at ten a.m. I then ate a gigantic brunch of turtle soup, tea, orange juice, fried eggs, and tater tots. My brunch ended at eleven, and then I relaxed by getting a back rub and sleeping a little more.
When I woke up, it was nearly time for me to brainwash the people, for it was my duty to do this today. So I then headed up to the brainwashing room of the City Hall and prepared for this daily ceremony. I did this by checking out all the cables and such that helped the video come through clearly so the brainwashing would go through well. This would assure that everyone would be brainwashed and their would be no problems in our utopia.
Once everyone was checked in and brainwashed, I then went back to the palace and I ate my supper. My supper consisted of ham, peas, corn, water, chicken, stuffing, turkey, dumplings, macaroni, salad, mashed potatoes, and rolls. After eating my big meal, I felt quite stuffed so I went to watch my soaps. After that it was getting late it was already seven so I headed to bed and started my day back over the next day.

-Queen Amy

Governing Body

Our rules will be made by the government, which is ruled by Queen Alishia, Amy and King Justin. We will make our decisions by having a royal meeting and making the rules. Our structure is going to be the government and the government chooses their future. Our government is a monarchy with three rulers. People will have no say because they will be brainwashed of all the things that would cause them to think about making their own decisions. Our government will be able to make any rules we want at anytime without any conflict from the people.

Daily Itinerary

Monday-Saturday

6:30-8:15 a.m.: Everyone in Jabawp wakes up and spends an hour and a half to get ready for work or school.

8:15-9:00 a.m.: Everyone heads to their workplace.

9:00 a.m.:Everyone arrives to their workplace.

9:15-12:00 noon: The people then work for two hours until their lunch period that is forty five minutes long.

noon-4:15: Everyone reports back to their work site and and works for another four hours and fifteen minutes.

4:15 p.m.: Everyone leaves their work site and reports to the city hall and arrives at the city hall by 4:30 their is a brief meeting in city hall (this is where we have a screen of one of the Kings or Queens comes down on a screen and we brainwash our people so they won't question our authority).

4:30-6:45 p.m.: Everyone proceeds to their homes and then for an hour and a half they sit and watch educational television, UNDISTURBED.

6:45-7:30 p.m.: Everyone takes a shower, gets ready for bed, and gets in bed.

7:30-7:45 p.m.: Fifteen minutes to freewrite before going to sleep.

This is the Jabawp way of living, simple, and very structured.

Sunday

6:30-8:15 a.m.: Everyone in Jabawp wakes up and spends an hour and a half to get ready for church.

8:15-4:15 p.m.: Go to worship service.

**From 4:15-7:45 their day is the same as an ordinary day. On Sunday's during free time people read the bible instead of watching educational television.